I admit I have again resorted to creativity as a means to neglect my cleaning-duties-after-dinner-parties...
But will you please look at my new friend here?
I already like him, he's got attitude.
Although right now, as his first coat of color paper dries, don't you find him umbereably melancholic?
I think it may be about his lack of a left foot.
...So now I have to run and buy another little box of that amazing chocolate.
